I would have asked the the oral surgeon pull ALL of my teeth out and then bought some really cool dentures. Then I wouldn't ever have to worry about enduring another painful dental procedure. What if there is a root canal waiting for me out there? I could have to go through this hell -again-.
I am too old to appreciate a diet consisting solely of ice cream and pudding. I hope I don't have a cholesterol test any time soon. I'm way past the age at which chipmunk cheeks are cute.
If I were breaking in a new set of pimpin' dentures, I would never again have to consider, "Can I open my mouth wide enough to eat this?"
But I would also have to give up caramel apples. So scratch the denture idea.
